Monday, February 05, 2007

butt-ass cold

It is way too cold outside. So cold the above-ground trains in Brooklyn weren’t running properly this morning—something about the signals freezing, maybe. I walked past a cat on a stoop crying to get inside, but it wasn’t my cat or my stoop so I hurried on by to get to the train.

It is butt-ass cold.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

butt-ass cold? isn't that redundant? i suggest the following:
titty-ass cold
dumb-butt cold
crev-ass cold